Hi, and welcome to Arizona. Where shotgun weddings apparently still happen.
The main page is never my strong suit, and that's mostly because this site hasn't got any specific function. I primarily use it for mail, calendar, and image posting, so there isn't a main theme for the front page.
I have been experimenting with different themes, but I'm not a "drupalist" by any stretch of the imagination, so don't be surprised if this page changes size, shape, and species affiliation on a somewhat random and sporadic basis.